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fuckaamermaid:

typical:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

why can’t an owl come into my home it is welcomed

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asspunker:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

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